Monday, August 31, 2009

argh tired.

happy teachers day by the way

today wass a friggin-oh-my-god-tiring day

lol " friggin-oh-my-god "

ah well

after going out with lots of 2g people

hong yang, me, si cong, qing quan and yi kai decided to do some " little adventure exploring "

at first we wanted to go qing quan's house

but he refused and kept going crazy

lol .

so we decided to go " cage " , some soccer field cos some of our friends were there

apparently,

we've learnt that

never ever ask a singaporean for the route when you're lost

we asked 2 singaporeans

old aunty and a seven eleven shop keeper.

THEY RANDOMLY POINTED OUT THE DIRECTION

and we walked more than 3km

just to realise.

we were lost.

but well !

when there're downs, there'll be ups

we found our way back home after that , all feeling damn tired

yawn.

happy teachers day !

i cant imagine my life without jokers.


Sunday, August 30, 2009



school is so so so so so so so so so so so ... exciting.

--

i was digging my cupboard today

cos it's filled with lots of shit,

junks like secondary one notes.

biology. argh.

and i found this



its a >: face !

lol i remember when the guy was taking that photo 8 years ago

my classmate kept making funny gestures that caused me to laugh

so the guy got pissed and scolded me to not frigid.

and i did that face.

HAHAHA

nostalgia (sp?)

ah well.

life passes by very fast

i was counting the difference in age when i was p1 and secondary 3

8 years..

isnt that, fast?

another 8 years and i think i might be working already.

woah..


Saturday, August 29, 2009



Gee

today was a waste-of-my-life day

woke up rather early

7. ( perhaps to some of you not early, but im deprived of sleep )

went for band

and

and

AND I HAVE NO INSTRUMENT

junior spoilt my ex instrument, playing my current one now

no spare instruments

and what the hell did i go band for if i've no instrument

so i slacked for 3 hours

doing

literally nothing, ( other than using renbin's mac to go msn , but no one was online ): )

sighhhhhhhhhh

im damn bored

s - s - save me .


Friday, August 28, 2009

My results are terrible

but not that terrible yet

shit im contradicting

well.

I'VE DECIDED TO MUG LIKE A MAD DOG ( this is a metaphor ! yay )

and i've set goals for myself.

My eoy , combining the whole year's results, goal :

English : B3
Higher Chinese : A1
Chemistry: A2
Physics : A1
E Maths : A1
A Maths : B4
Social Studies : A1
Geography : C6
History : A1

yes geography. just get a stinking c6. i hate you.

--

well i think i've done badly this term

so i sorta reflected yesterday

sucks losing to someone after clinching the top for 2 terms

hahaha

anyway today was fun

after school was damn fun

nick soo and joon woon and me = perfect random shit

WE ROCK

we did lots of stupid things

and nick happen to video one where joon woon and me sat on a skateboard and we crossed the road

bumpy ride

hmm okay i think its getting lamer and lamer o.o

well . dwayne the lame.

bye bye


Thursday, August 27, 2009

I

WONT

HEH

SER

TATE

NO

MORE

NO

MORE

IT

CAN

NOT

WAIT

IM

YOURSSSSS.





and this is a hair shampoo ad.



they aren't treating you the way they used to

because your presence is no longer needed

--

god the laptop im using is damn laggy

things that i type appear 6 seconds later ( yes i counted )

i wanna buy a new computerrrrr.

how can my computer crash. grr

ca2 is screwed,

life is indeed unpredictable


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Welcome to another day at stoicnez

IM DAMN HIGH.

i think someone drugged my drink

but whatever,

high is the only word i recognise now

exams are finally over,

perhaps this explains why im high o.o

but results started to come back

failed english by 2 marks

sheez.

first time failing it.

and GUESS WHAT

im going PTM, parent teacher meeting since i failed this crucial subject

the rest of the subjects were okay

but . english fail = all fail

asshole tan lye hwa.

ah well

she shall not ruin my day

* smiles *

o_o okay time to have fun

LEZ

GO

OUTTTTTT.


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

did i mention life is unpredictable

today's papers are supposed to be papers-that-dont-require-study-but-can-score

history and higher chinese.

chinese was friggin hard

and i thought i was a goner

but apparently everyone found it damn hard too

thought i was gona fail. for the first time

until i checked the results just now at my school portal

WOOO I PASSED IT

26/40 yay.

okay.

dull post.


Monday, August 24, 2009

Life is unpredictable.

Geography and chemistry, WASNT THAT BADDDD

and to think that i couldnt sleep yesterday.

worried o_o

feels like insomnia , wo oh oh.

welll !

the remaining papers are nothing much to worry about !

hcl, history and a maths

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.

prove me wrong and i'll shoot you down. * points to the sky *

nah joking o_o

MUGGING TIME OVER SOOOOOOOOON.


Sunday, August 23, 2009

still wondering about my bejeweled score ?

i got da brains. (:

--

chemistry + geography = oh shit.

i cant belive the teachers actually set these two papers together.

dead.


Saturday, August 22, 2009


Funny Videos

LOL





pawnt.


Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday starts with F because Fun starts with F too

--

TODAY

is a day where its happy-for-me-but-maybe-not-so-plesant-for-some-people-ha-ha.

o_o

maths was not as hard as i thought it'd be

imagine me laughing halfway through the paper. ( o_o shrug )

but yeah, hope all goes well

im usually very bad with my luck

when i've confidence in something the result is usually shit.

BUT NOTHING CAN GO WRONG , RIGHT?

* points to the sky and questions *

o_o nah kidding. no offence i hope.

physics was okay too

WHOHOOOOOOOOOO - HOOOO

a few more papers left . hope i can pass by next week happily.

because, its all the shit paper.

dwayne's SOOOOOOO having fun with mugging.

right.

--



oh i like this song

from some chinese ( uh o_o ) drama show, the theme song.

la la la . o___o


Thursday, August 20, 2009

arrogance complacency, whatever you call it

I NEVER STUDY FOR TOMORROWS PAPER OMG OMG OMG

o_o

okay i did study but only a little bit. very little. like a needle. so little. ._.

but i feel confident. shez.

i'll walk in the examination room, proud and confident

will i walk out, slouching and looking down.. ?





Happy Ghost Festival o.o

--

ss was okay today

el too. except for summary. EVERYONE HATES IT.

okay. back to mugging

happy mugging , dwayne


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

dont know what to do.

words fail me. once again

--

dental check up was okay at first

just like what bryan said

the dentist's hot. O_O lol

where was i

ah yes. it was okay at first

until she started using something

painful .

MY TEETH IS SO CLEAN NOW.

* flashes *

o_o ding.

lol .
give me a reason why i cant get you off my mind


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

gosh


Monday, August 17, 2009

curiousity

kills . . ?

--

bad start today

morning assembly was terrible

standing next to someone who stepped on dog poo and

having no idea that he stepped on dog poo he rubbed his shoe on his pants ( no idea whether it was coincidence or on purpose o_O )

double english followed up

two words, bloody hell

i thought it was day 1. apparently its day 6

didnt bring notes

sat throughout the whole 1 hour 10 minutes staring into blank space

thinking what to think about. o____o

maths was okay

then PE

PE was okay too .

followed by assembly RME bla , bla bla.

ok. i've to admit

when a post has no pictures, the way im blogging now is inevitable

example

" today i woke up and brush my teeth , after brushing my teeth i ran downstairs to catch the bus , however i accidentally fell down face flat on a dog poo and i missed the bus . when i boarded the bus . . . "

GAH

no camera.

dont blame me

i hate my life a lot

how i wish i can seriously turn back my life

my mind is suddenly filled with so much regrets on the mistakes i've done when i was young

GAH

GAHHHHH

.


Sunday, August 16, 2009

TODAY

was a

WONDERFUL DAY

because

i learnt CIRCLE MEASURES

and also learnt a bit on BINOMIAL .

LIKE, OH AMM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I LEARNT 2 THINGSSSSS

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok.

exams has taken a toll on me

i must . get A 1s damn. damn

curses

damn.


Saturday, August 15, 2009

NOTICE

STOICNEZ WILL BE OFFICIALLY DELETED FOR GOOD

BECAUSE, I'VE ZERO IDEA ON WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT ANYMORE.
































nah just kidding

but. i really have no idea on what to blog about nowadays

as the saying goes,

" Mugging kills your brains "

and of course, i invented that saying,

my brain is officially dead

followed by my computer being confiscated by my mother, asshole.

and of course,

exams are nearing like . mad

bloody hell

i cant find the motivation to study .

ARGH.


Thursday, August 13, 2009



gee. i miss my primary school

when humans are bored, they draw lame things o_o

--

today was fun ( after school )

school was terrible

started off by standing one whole bloody period ( 35 minutes )

english teacher pms-ed again. A G A I N

the rest of the day was ruined by this

double periods kept going on

tiring

after school went nick soo's house

slacked a while.

okay maybe not a while o_o

but whatever

before leaving, we prank called a few people

darren lim was one of them

called him and we pretended we were the MOH

asked him random h1n1 questions o______o

AND HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT WE WERE THE MOH

hahahaha.

ended off with calling a wrong guy

some malaysian

holy cow. overseas bill .. ?

ah whatever. exams in 6 days.

sheez.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

sheesh i want a iphone 3gs.

so i can blog on the phone anytime i want

and my hits wont drop so much o_o

ITS BECOMING LIKE ANGRYVAMP'S HITS.


Tuesday, August 11, 2009



THIS

IS

MUGGINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

--

uh. today was okay o_o

okay maybe not.

last period was english, a subject which i detest more and more over time

the teacher's just a bitch

giving us attitude

shall not name her, lest i might get complained o_o

but yeah,

if you want someone to show you respect, show us some first .

--

exams starting next thursday

I MUST SCORE.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
i cant stand the likes of you despising me.


Sunday, August 9, 2009

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
S I N G A P O R E

hey, do take your time off to appreciate the colourful words.

after all i took 5 minutes to do it.

--

didnt do anything much today

NDP is , lamer and lamer

as compared to the ones in padang

THOSE WERE LIKE SO COOOLL

now the audience are like peanuts

compared to beijing olympics o_o

and and and

THIS YEAR'S NATIONAL DAY THEME SONG IS LIKE.

so boring.

how to dance following the song beat?

you tell me, how?

last time , primary one , you still can dance to the song

" deep in my hearttttttttttttttttttttttt i will knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

o_o

okay i think im high on coffee.

coffee is addictive. goodnights o.o


Saturday, August 8, 2009

hmmm

today i went to my aunt's house

did nothing much there.

played mahjong with my niece and nephew

watched tv

nothing interesting happened

except the part where my cousin drank a bit of beer

then his WHOLE face turned red O_O

of course, got busted by parents

and he argued that he didnt.

lmao. funny scene.

well !

i need to go on a diet.

zomg im fat.


Friday, August 7, 2009

10 usual things i never fail to hear / see each time i go to school

" yo dwayne ". * wassup sign * - derrick

" wah dwayne leh " - yi kai

" ehhh. its the wayne ! . " - xavier

" eh 你做完你 maths 功课了没有. " - swee kiat

* shuffling cards, doing another lame magic card trick * - caius

" dwayne, my price is one HUNDRED and FIFTEEN m. " - jared

" like a sum-bo-deeeeeeeee " - zi cao

" eh you know ah ... " * squints eye while talking * - kevan

* copying homework * - chun yeow

" 你懂 hor,这个人hor... " * points at me and starts saying negative things i did * - leroy

o_o this are the little things that .

i bother to remember. o_O




aloha !

today i caught G.I JOE with some 2g'08 and 3e'09 people

didnt really talk much to anyone

cos the 2g hated the 3e and likewise for 3e hating 2g

and if i talked to either side, surely the other side would badmouth me.

yes. guys can be bitchy too.

gi joe is nice. 5/5 !

no idea whats up with the critics nowadays

criticising nice films and recommending shity films

of course,

during the movie my friends were drooling everywhere when they saw the female's boobs

man's instinct. o.o

then some of them were laughing over a guy , cos he's sorta mentally retarded

laughing like, heeeee heeee heeee ( yes he drags the hee )

o_o

creepy.

ah well !

today was fun

happy national day everyone !and of course. i've decided to forget about you. thanks for the times you spent with me !


Thursday, August 6, 2009

promises. that you made were all empty ones.


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

exams are nearing.

worried.

--

school was so-so today

last period we had erm " year head " period

which is actually for us to go to the hall and have some . talks ?

but today was special

we had ours in class

and we talked about " STI " and stuffs like that

continuing from where we stopped on monday

wonder why our school is focusing so much on this thing now o_o

did a lot of marist have sex and get aids? naughty naughty . o.o

but of course i dont think i'll lose my virginity that early

after those disturbing stuffs.

virginity is priceless. o_o

okay bye.


Monday, August 3, 2009

post 401.

i better blog before

my computer dies again

MY COMP KEEPS DYING

its a miracle i can turn it on now

yeah

asshole computer

im gona buy myself an itouch, iphone, computer with 4gb ram and 8gb psp memory stick

if i score A1s for all my subject.

which is possible if

i study o___o

--

school was okay

except for zi cao using my phone to sms lol

during hall assembly we talked about safe sex and stuff

disturbing talk

dont wanna have sex even if im above 18 o_o

LOL.

sigh

nothing much to blog about

what to do when you realise

you've nothing much in life to look forward to .. ?


Sunday, August 2, 2009



funny stuff O_O

watch part 2 and 3 too lol

i like 2:30 O_O

--

today was okay.

I FINALLY COMPLETED ALL MY MATHS HOMEWORK.

FOR THE FIRST TIME OF MY LIFE. WOHOOO. okay.

nothing much to blog about o_o

bye bye o.o


Saturday, August 1, 2009



cute isnt it

won it at the claw machine just now

this will be useful to me..



jun jie said

my head looks squarier and squairer each time he sees me

disturbing.

o_o kinda true. shit

square face.



lets have some fun this beat is sick

i wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

--

hmm,

band was ok.

or maybe worse

but yeah whatever

randy's a funny guy

and i hope nick soo's bed is

okay o_o

hahahahah okay bye bye -.-




DWAYNE!

well nostalgia brought me here, how about you?




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